Qualifications for Admittance

Practitioners will:

Don't blame your training partner or Sensei for getting hurt or sick. Accept the fact that accidents happen and we all try to avoid them. Keep the Dojo Clean and once in a while take a shower so you don't stink or infect the Dojo with Cooties or Staff Infections.

• Hopefully you are not a criminal, but if you are please do not tell anyone.
• We all know that you are nuts for that fact that you are training here to begin with but if you do stuff that creaps everyone out maybe it would be a good idea if you left before Jamie starts to use you as his personal Uki.
• Don't screw around. You never know when you are going to piss off the wrong guy....Sensei included, be cool and treat everyone with respect.
• Sensei is giving you a life time of knowledge the least you can do is stick around for a little while and trust that if you work hard you will learn something that may be worthwhile for you.
• If you go around being a jerk eventually it will catch up to you (KARMA), and all the training in the world will not protect you from someone that does not care if they get killed but are going to hurt you in the process. So don't go starting fights or acting like you are the shizel because you took a martial arts class....you will learn my young padu-wan.

Dues

Pay your dam membership fees on time or I will stop teaching you and the Dojo will close.

Consider yourself lucky that you found us and if you want to continue to have a place to come and play with your friends in a nice padded area with heat when it is cold and cold when it is hot yada yada help pay the utlilies and turn the lights and fan off when you leave.

Other stuff:

Don't take yourself so serious that you stop having fun when you come to class. Enjoy yourself and don't worry about getting rank or even getting better at some time frame that you think is the correct amount of time. Everyone is different, some get good quick and some look like they are good but have no idea about what is really going on because they are too full of how pretty they are. Believe me in a very short time you will know who is for real, who is a poser and who has very low tolerance for assholes and can hurt you.

The best way I ever have or will hear it is from the imortal words of Soke Hatsumi.

"Go Play"